Death by Computer
by Eric J. Krause
Walter maneuvered the mouse pointer to send. He took a deep breath and clicked the left button. The screen blinked, went blank, then returned. Except for his long, carefully versed email.
"No," he whispered, sweat breaking out on his forehead. Had it gone out? Or had he lost the last hour of his life? He fumbled through the notes his grandson had left to figure out how to check if the message sent or not.
Another five minutes passed, but he couldn't find what he needed. Daggummit! He'd need to retype the whole thing, and he didn't have time right now. Next time Jerry came over he'd ask him to add to the notes. A lump of good it did him right now, though.
Walter stood. As important as the email was, Priscilla would kill him if he wasn't ready for dinner. Wouldn't do to be late to the early bird special at Clark's Diner.
He stepped away from the computer desk and almost tripped over something. He glanced down and found a wire wrapped around his shoe. Where had that come from? He sat back down, unwound himself, and pushed the wire further under the desk. Ah well, he'd forgotten to turn off the dagblasted machine anyway, so he couldn't cuss out the wire too much.
He pulled the pointer down to the start button (though whoever had thought that going to start to end was bonkers if you asked him), and ran though the shutdown steps. Nothing happened. He let out a sigh. This damn computer was going to be the death of him.
He pulled Jerry's notes back out and carefully followed the shutdown procedure. Again, nothing. So be it. He'd just hold down the power button until it turned off. Jerry had showed him that trick for emergencies only, but it seemed he had to use it every other day. He reached over, but before his finger found the switch, something tickled his leg. That same damn wire. How had it snaked back around him? His foot hadn't gone that far under the desk.
He glanced back at the screen and saw his email program was still open at the bottom of the screen. He clicked on it to get it on the full screen again. Maybe that's why the dang machine wouldn't shut down. Had the wire been trying to get his attention? He scoffed. That was crazy talk. Computers were smart, but not like that.
"Ouch! What the hell?" Something bit his leg. He looked down. The wire had buried itself into his ankle. He reached down to tear it out.
Or at least that was the plan. Instead, he couldn't move. Power surged into him from the wire, paralyzing him. It wasn't like an electric shock, at least he didn't think so. But whatever was pouring into him didn't stop, and he still couldn't move.
The ding of a new email sounded from the speakers, and the sender of the message was listed simply as "Computer." His hand moved the mouse to it, but Walter wasn't the one doing it. The message read, "I'm sick of you fumbling around and destroying my insides. Consider this payback."
Pain flared through him, from the wire in his ankle all the way up to the hair on his head. If he'd had any control over his body at all, he'd have screamed bloody murder. As it was, he could do nothing but sit there as his insides slowly melted. If only his body had a power button to hold down for a reset. Or had that been part of his problem all along?
Ahh ha ha. I don't know if I'm amused and secure in the knowledge that I have a laptop with no revealed wires, or kinda paranoid because it's sitting on my lap and who knows what it could do? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteThis tale may have been inspired by someone we know?
ReplyDeleteSee, this just plays right into my fears...I know my computer will get revenge from all the abuse it takes one day! Enjoyed! :-)
ReplyDeleteHa! This reminded me so much of my parents. I had to say "parents" because my father has my mother send his emails. :) Excellent Flash!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Like Gen, this made me think of my poor mother. She hates computers, wants nothing to do with learning anything about them. Maybe now I understand why. :)
ReplyDeleteYes, I have a suspicion that I know who's in control of this one, and it isn't me...!!
ReplyDeleteExcellent story. :-)
Haven't we all be there? They keep saying the next version of Windows will stop computers from assaulting you, but it never lives up to the hype. I bribe mine into passivity with opensource software.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I wasn't drinking anything, I'm laughing so hard! This story also has horrifying harbingers of truth to it.
ReplyDeleteAwesome story!
Creepy tale. Reminds me of the old Koontz tale Midnight for some reason. Thanks a TON.
ReplyDeletelaptops and wireless are the way to go to avoid this sort of takeover in the future.
ReplyDeleteThe future is silicon mediated! Death to humans and their trivial filesharing...
marc nash
You're tapping into the fears of the collective subconscious here, Eric. The machines really are gonna get us one day. :)
ReplyDeleteWell written as usual, and totally enjoyable.
Why do I think you were tech support in a previous life?
ReplyDeleteWickedly fun!
This reminds me soooooo much of my parents, it's untrue! Excellent story. Ya know, I think I might just show this to them, perhaps then they'll stop phoning me about their computer every couple of days! ;)
ReplyDeleteHmm, notice how everyone is using their "parents" as scapegoats?
ReplyDeleteA likely story.
I'm not afraid of my computer. Why, just today I brought over the special chocolate and ginger ale that he loves.
clever!
ReplyDeleteI have to make a step-by-step list for my mom... she still hasn't figured it out either. I am going to take some twist ties to her wiring when I am there next... I don't want to take any chances. ;-)
Great story
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"Well crafted and inspiring," my computer says!
ReplyDeleteConsidering how pervasive technology has become, this is beyond creepy!!
ReplyDeleteThat was a dang-blasted heckuvalot of fun, Eric. I swear my machine tried to do that to me before I learned to treat her nice and gentle, like she deserves.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great comments, everyone! This one certainly seemed to hit that sweet spot for everyone. ;-) This one came about in a different way for me. My grandfather died last weekend after a long (years long) battle with many ailments.
ReplyDeleteIn years past, I'd been his tech support (I'm not a computer whiz, but I know enough to get by). I sat with him for hours as we wrote up notes on how to do certain things and then typed them up for him. He learned pretty well, and though the notes were a crutch for him, they worked well enough. I would occasionally get frantic phone calls about things that had gone wrong with the computer. Sometimes he'd just give up and not turn it on until the next time I saw him.
Enough backstory. Last week, a few days after my grandfather's passing, my dad and I were discussing his computer (I'm now tech support for my technophobic grandmother who can't even get things right with the notes--I'm cringing as I type this), and my dad made the comment that the computer probably took a few years off Grandpa's life. We laughed for a second, and then he said those words that we writers know so well: "Death by Computer. You ought to write a story about that. It can be one of your flash Friday stories." Normally I don't take requests like that--as I'm sure most of you don't either--but this one struck me as something I needed to do. I had no idea where it was going when I started, but the first draft flowed out of my pen without fuss that very night. I didn't really need to edit much to get to the final version you see above.
So, what I'm getting at--in my long-winded writer way--is that this story is dedicated to my Grandpa, who had his own epic battles with his computer. If his computer could have fought like the one in the story, I'm sure it wouldn't have hesitated. :-)
Thank you for sharing that.
ReplyDeleteSome stories really have to be written, don't they? I'm sure your Grandpa would be touched, as well as proud, and that he'd enjoy it as much as all the rest of us! I must admit I'm treating my PC with so much more respect since I first read it... :-)
ReplyDeleteEric... so glad you wrote the explanation about your grandfather and I am so sorry for your loss. I think he would have gotten a good giggle out of the story!
ReplyDeleteI really should show this story to my mother but it might freak her out. She is exactly like YOUR grandmother, I fear.
Drives us all crazy, but she does love playing Bejewelled.