The Funeral
by Eric J. Krause
"Priscilla Peabody lived a full life. She brought joy, not only to those of us in this family, but to everyone whose life she touched. She will be missed the world over.
"I remember the first time we met. Neither of us said a word. We didn't have to. We shared a bond right from the beginning. I saved her from a life of retail and neglect so she could live in luxury amongst treasure and all she could eat.
"As we say our final farewell, I hope everyone truly understands how special she, Priscilla Peabody, was. She will be missed. Each and every day. For as long as the world turns."
"C'mon, Dad, it's just a stupid fish. Flush it already so we can get on with our lives. Why do you have to make a ceremony out of everything?"
I was NOT expecting that twist at the end! Got me laughing!
ReplyDeleteAwesome ending!
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's the ceremony that means most to the congregation. Lots of fun in this.
ReplyDeleteAdam B @revhappiness
Hey, that fish lived through some difficult times! Show some respect.
ReplyDeleteThis brought a big smile to my face Eric! least they gave her a burial at sea ^__^
ReplyDeleteLOL! I have been to that funeral more than once. Sometimes you just have to say a few words :) Great story!
ReplyDeleteHa! Great twist, and three cheers for the dad!
ReplyDeleteHa! This was a tasty little tidbit, thanks!
ReplyDeleteha completely had me Eric! Very nice
ReplyDeletemarc nash
Fish have the best funerals
ReplyDeleteVery nice story! Still have a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I SO didn't expect that little sting in the tail! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWow, I wasn't expecting that ending, but great story!
ReplyDeleteI was tickled. Awesome
ReplyDeleteHaha! Trust the kid to steal the occasion. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, that was freakin' adorable!
ReplyDeleteHow cute was that..? Loved it..xx
ReplyDeleteNever buy a pet that's too big to flush. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI had a dog years ago of the same name! Just kidding. Fun story.
ReplyDeleteSaw it coming. But then I have an unfair advantage, I guess! Good work, Eric!
ReplyDeleteJohn
@wackyscribe (Twitter)
www.jmwsmith.webeden.co.uk
What a fun twist Eric! He must've really loved Priscilla Peabody huh?
ReplyDeleteGreat story!
Niiice. Love the son's lines...just perfect.
ReplyDeletePerfect flash, so very well done, I really connected with dramatic dad there....
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments! I'm glad this one was a hit. It was fun to write.
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